Zieberich’s APH: Slap¬†featuring fem!France and old!fem!England

In a train carriage were an Englishman, a Frenchman, a spectacular looking blonde and a frightfully awful looking fat lady. After several minutes of the trip the train happens to pass through a dark tunnel, and the unmistakable sound of a slap is heard. When they leave the tunnel, the Frenchman had a big red slap mark on his cheek. The blonde thought - “That French son of a ***** wanted to touch me and by mistake, he must have put his hand on the fat lady, who in turn must have slapped his face.” The fat lady thought - “This dirty old Frenchman laid his hands on the blonde and she smacked him.” The Frenchman thought - “That dirty Englishman put his hand on that blonde and by mistake she slapped me.” The Englishman thought - “I hope there’s another tunnel soon so I can smack that French prat again.”

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